Old Dysfunctional Hippie Disorder (ODHD)
a.k.a The National Schizophrenia, Liberal Left, New Age, and New Class

Rebellious Hippie Freak Baby Boomer Generation Still Surrendering to Vietnam

 Diagnostic Criteria                                               

A pattern of negativistic, hostile, and defiant behavior occurring since 1967, as indicated by most of the following:

1. often stayed out at night despite parental prohibitions, smoking dope and participating in "trains" or orgies.
2. run away from home overnight at least sixty times while living in parental home to "shack up" (or once without returning for a lengthy period, or until after the abortion)
3. was often truant from school (dancing in ecstasy in a field of flowers, high on LSD)
4. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that were grounds for arrest (or getting shot by National Guardsmen).
5. read and loved the works of Chairman Mao.
6. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases (Moon Beam Love Machine), or conning others for personal profit, pleasure, (or free dope).
7. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead (like wow man, like I don't remember where I left my bong)
8. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults on parents (while on PCP).
9. reckless disregard for safety of self or others (Free Love, Baby!)
10. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
11. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another (William Jefferson Clinton personifies ODHD)
12. a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others 
13. complete rejection of the moral and ethical standards of parents, traditions and foundations of American society, replaced with Earth worship or mythical eastern religions (Ommmmm), Secular Humanism, and World Community ideology.
14. manifests  Political Correctness, an additional insanity
15. now heavily entrenched as tenured professors, doctors, lawyers, elected Democrats, movie stars, mental health clinicians, school teachers, heads of bureaucracies (also created by the ODHD) in government, newspaper and television reporters and management, environmental organizations and NGO's such as the National Education Association.

 Associated Features                                          

A- A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) I'm #1 Baby!
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
4. requires excessive admiration
5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
8. is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

B- A pervasive distrust and suspiciousness of others who interpret their motives as malevolent, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following:

1. suspects, without sufficient basis, that others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him or her
2. is preoccupied with justified doubts about the loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates (who are also ODHD)
3. is reluctant to confide in others because of  fear that the information will be used maliciously against him or her (because they're ODHD too).
4. reads hidden demeaning or threatening meanings into benign remarks or events
5. persistently bears grudges, i.e., is unforgiving of insults, injuries, or slights 
6. perceives attacks on his or her character or reputation that are not apparent to others and is quick to react angrily or to counterattack (We HATE intolerance!)
7. has recurrent suspicions, with plenty of justification, regarding fidelity of spouse or sexual partner(s) who are co-ODHD 

C- Does not occur exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia, a Mood Disorder With Psychotic Features, or another Psychotic Disorder and is not due to the direct physiological effects of a general medical condition.

Note: If criteria are met prior to the onset of Schizophrenia, add "Premorbid," e.g., "Paranoid Personality Disorder (Premorbid)."

A repetitive and persistent pattern of behavior in which the basic rights of others or major societal norms or rules are violated, as manifested by the presence of three (or more) of the following criteria in the past 12 months, with at least one criterion present in the past 3 minutes:

Aggression:

1. often bullies, threatens, or intimidates others
2. has used a weapon that can cause serious physical harm to others (e.g., a false allegation, court order, falsifying records, creating evidence from thin air, etc )
3. has been physically cruel to people
4. has stolen while confronting a victim (e.g., seizing children without warrant)
5. has forced someone into waiving their civil rights

Destruction of property:

1. has deliberately destroyed others' property (other than by fire setting)

Deceitfulness or theft:

1. has broken into someone else's house, building, or car
2. often lies to obtain goods or favors or to avoid obligations (i.e., "cons" others)
3. has stolen items of nontrivial value without confronting a victim (e.g., shoplifting, but without breaking and entering; forgery)

Serious violations of rules:

1. totally ignorant of American Due Process
2. does not give the accused their Miranda Rights
3. specifically violates First, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Eighth, and Fourteenth Amendment Constitutional Rights under the Color of Law.
4. commits fraud, coerces testimony, fabricates or manipulates evidence, withholds evidence, harasses the mate of the accused, presents false information, records innuendo and hear-say, creates situations by using disinformation, bald- faced lying, leading witnesses, implants memories and ideas, twists testimony and statements.
5. has unreasonable expectations of perfection from client parents, while defending own behavior disorders as "status quo" or "normal"

Very little additional research needs to be done to codify this disorder. The data that we have assembled is very persuasive to us that a genuine disorder exists, since we have lived it and personally watched it develop into a National Schizophrenia that threatens our national sovereignty and future as a free people.